Post by tonybhoy on Nov 21, 2009 12:38:14 GMT
you might like this bhoys and ghirls,but then you might not.if you like it it means that its been the worth the time,effort and lager,if you dont thanks for the time and patience you took to read it.
c,mon the hoops!!
A busy night in the wig and pen,it went a bit like this
A celtic game was on the box a didnae want tae miss
So in the door I calmly walked,but soon received a shock
It was only ten past seven,but the place was chock a block
A challenge match was in full swing,against a Rankers pub
Trophies they were up for grabs,and matt had laid on grub
At darts and doms and poker,the two teams would compete
One team set for victory,while one would taste defeat
Darts was first and on the oche stood an ugly hun
Laughter all around the place as his three darts hit one
Only ninety eight to go the wiggy darts man said
As he threw treble seventeen bull ,one nil the wiggy led
The doms were quickly scrambled, the two guys took their place
A gritty look of concentration,etched upon their face
The hun was caught wi a dom in his shoe,cos he knew that he was beaten
Big matt stepped in and said “right you disqualified for cheatin”
Only poker left to play,the wiggy team two up
Nothin that the huns could do,to try and win the cup
The cheers rang out thoughout the pub,the trophy held aloft
As a dozen disappointed huns,fucked off back to the croft……………..
p.s. celtic won as well
c,mon the hoops!!
A busy night in the wig and pen,it went a bit like this
A celtic game was on the box a didnae want tae miss
So in the door I calmly walked,but soon received a shock
It was only ten past seven,but the place was chock a block
A challenge match was in full swing,against a Rankers pub
Trophies they were up for grabs,and matt had laid on grub
At darts and doms and poker,the two teams would compete
One team set for victory,while one would taste defeat
Darts was first and on the oche stood an ugly hun
Laughter all around the place as his three darts hit one
Only ninety eight to go the wiggy darts man said
As he threw treble seventeen bull ,one nil the wiggy led
The doms were quickly scrambled, the two guys took their place
A gritty look of concentration,etched upon their face
The hun was caught wi a dom in his shoe,cos he knew that he was beaten
Big matt stepped in and said “right you disqualified for cheatin”
Only poker left to play,the wiggy team two up
Nothin that the huns could do,to try and win the cup
The cheers rang out thoughout the pub,the trophy held aloft
As a dozen disappointed huns,fucked off back to the croft……………..
p.s. celtic won as well